LOL ITALIA

A brief recent history of Italy, seen from the eyes of FD. Clicking on moar gets rewarded with great plot twists and funny pic, promise!

 

Italy: HURR mafia FTW get the north on da boat already!

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Italy: LOL needz new electi0nz!

Berlusconi: I’m THE BEST!

Media: Silvio Berlusconi THE BEST MAN!!!1

People: O RLY?

Media: YA RLY! PROMISE!

People: OK

Berlusconi: I happen to own the media. ;)

Berlusconi: OK, time for some shady biz jobz

Gov: SIR YES SIR

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Gov: But what do now?

Berlusconi: Dun haf tiem rite now, needa make sure people know I never dealt with the mafia…

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Labour Market: Uh, we could use some help here, the job regulations are…

Italy: OMG LESS JOBS OMG HURR

CGIL: We can help you with this! PREVENT ALL THE DISMISSALS!

Berlusconi: Wat I can’t hear you over screaming THERE WAS NEVER A BRIBERY, PROMISE!

Labour Market: You are not being very helpful here.

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Wikipedia: Silvio Berlusconi has an extensive record of criminal allegations, including mafia collusion, false accounting, tax fraud, corruption and bribery of police officers and judges.

Media: Silvio Berlusconi THE BEST! Get your fan T-Shirt now!

Italy: HOORAY HURR WE LUV U

Berlusconi: OK NEED MOAR PARTEYZ

Outcome:

Italy: OMG DERP WHAT HAPPENED? WHY HE NO DO PROPER JOB?

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Berlusconi: lol

Italy: OMG WTF GTFO

Berlusconi: OK, I’m done anyway. Haha fuck you all. Hahahaha COUNT MA EPIC PARTEY HOMEZ

Gov: But who da boss now?

A WILD MONTI APPEARS

Italy: OK YOU DA NEW BOSS! Not much time till election anywayz!

Monti: Uhm ok.

Italy: OMG ALMOST BANKRUPT HURRRRRR

Labour market: Uhhhh guys?

Monti: Yes, yes, I’m on it, the restrictions are obviously dampening the creation of jobs. They should be reformed.

Gov: Technocrats ftw.

FD: Okay, that was unexpected.

CGIL: OMG THAT’S A VERY BAD IDEA

Monti: Why? Let us sit and discuss this.

CGIL: JOBS MUST NEVER END OK? WE’LL NEVER AGREE TO ANYTHING SO FUCK YOU HAHA DERP HAHA WE CAN DO STRIKE REBELLION THEN PEOPLE STOP LIKING YOU HAHA SO NO BECAUSE NO.

Monti: I don’t really intend to run for next election, and that is not an argument. I guess the talks have failed, proceed as planned regardless.

Monti: Did I mention I have actually studied economics and worked in the field?

 

…

World: WTF JUST HAPPENED?!?

CGIL: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Italy: OMG AHAHAHA LOL HURPA DURPA

 

To be continued. :)